Dearest Poopers, There are big things in the works–POOP Project events in NYC on Sept. 10, 15, and also Oct. 1 and 19th. More info coming PRONTO! But a little teaser for the day: are you a woman in New York interested in asking Dr. Oz about your pee or poo, Tuesday the 30th? Allow

Dearest Poopers, In nature, there is no such thing as waste. To have an ecosystem means that all the organisms present are balancing each other out, providing for one another so that every problem has an equal and opposite solution. There’s a gallon of rotting cabbage on my kitchen counter right now–a little delicacy called